@o__0Dev: Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
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@Cravin4: My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff
@ojedge: [job interview] Interviewer: "Describe yourself in 2 words." Me: "Atinubs. Econsibu." Interviewer: "You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."
@DaddyJew: My kid can build an entire city with a stick & a bale of hay in Minecraft but you ask him to load the dishwasher & suddenly he's brain dead
@honeybadgerMel: Yes... I retweet. Isn't that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that's your fault...