@o__0Dev: Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
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@iwearaonesie: wife: Feeling better? me: Yeah wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn't you? [flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation] me: No
@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
@WildeThingy: I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.