@lasergirl70: Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning.
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@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.
@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
@DeanB15: I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.