@rantingmd: getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand
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@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@Rollmaninoz: Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child.
@enigmaticmess: Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes