@Bearslietoo: The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM....

@wickedsuga: All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning

@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.

@NicestHippo: In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water

@MeepisMurder: in 2nd grade we had to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up and i just drew myself with sunglasses on