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@KyleDodsonFunny: GF: "Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"

Me: "Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"

GF: “Call me ASAP, it’s an emergency!”

Me: “Hi ASAP, it’s an emergency!”

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