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@DaddyJew: Gf: come over
Me: can't, playing the new call of duty
Gf: my parents are out of town
Me: you're 30 years old, grow up

Gf: come over
Me: can’t, playing the new call of duty
Gf: my parents are out of town
Me: you’re 30 years old, grow up

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