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@ArfMeasures: GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital

ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds

GF: I’m leaving with the kids if you don’t stop pretending our house is a hospital

ME: That’ll be great, we really need the beds

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