@shutupmikeginn: Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, "what kind of therapy is he in?" because of course I said that
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@NicestHippo: In America, we decide to bomb people after a week of reflection, but have debated the legality of smoking a plant for 40 years
@ilovepie84: Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome.
@NYC_Blonde: Why do grocery stores double-bag everything? Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong?