@CelebrityChez: Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you.
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@batkaren: I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks.
@DrunkkLawyer: During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' ..
@novicefather: You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone.