@DustinAHarkins: Saw (2004, Horror): An old man gives 2 people instructions on how to walk out of a bathroom. 102 minutes.

@SignsofNature: I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done...

@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.

@MikeCanRant: What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?

@mrkoodge: *lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*