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@fishbowel: Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Me: is it because make up phrases

Girlfriend: yes

Me: well the spider didn’t warm the egg for it just to hatch

Girlfriend: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you 

Me: is it because make up phrases 

Girlfriend: yes 

Me: well the spider didn’t warm the egg for it just to hatch 

Girlfriend: I have no idea what you’re talking about

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