@Area51eh: Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started.
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@FatherWithTwins: I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day.