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@BigBBanter: Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly. Said she needed a compliment. I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless.

Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly.  Said she needed a compliment.  I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless.

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