@IamEnidColeslaw: Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win
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@michaeljhudson: I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history.
@DebraMuffin: The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.
@vincevangone: I am "knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia," years old.