@fizzlestothetop: "Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me." -Alcohol
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@_SingleBabyMama: I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment.
@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".
@Thynebear: [In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*