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@TheToddWilliams: [girl's night out]
WIFE: I'm off then
ME: Okay
WIFE: Don't do anything obtuse
ME: Pfft - give me a break!
{5 min later}
ME *googling obtuse*

[girl’s night out]
WIFE: I’m off then
ME: Okay
WIFE: Don’t do anything obtuse
ME: Pfft – give me a break!
{5 min later}
ME *googling obtuse*

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