@donni: Give a man a fish. Sure, why not? Go around giving strangers weird fish gifts. Who cares
@GrantTanaka: Nietzsche: God is dead
God: Nietzsche is dead
[they both turn to camera]
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES
Husband: If you need me I'll be out back.
Wife: Yeah that's not very specific.
@fuzzlime: I'm so hungry I could eat an apple
@david8hughes: P Diddy or P Didn't he?
@AudreyPorne: "jogging gives me endorphins"
so does shoplifting. jogging does not give you free mascara.