@SaddleLawman: Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada.
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@Smooheed: My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it
@TheBoydP: What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously
@WheelTod: "Good parenting isn't giving your kid everything she needs, but giving her the tools to get it for herself" I say, handing my 6yo a crossbow