@SaddleLawman: Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada.
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@Molly_Kats: I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.
@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
@SortaBad: [Christina Aguilera begins singing the lyrics 'You Are Beautiful' at her concert, notices me in the audience, and abruptly stops]
@WilliamAder: Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree.