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@SaddleLawman: Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada.
@Adityaneut01: Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a
friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P
@TheTweetOfGod: Instagramming daily selfies does not constitute personal growth.
@InternetHippo: ME: *falls in love only w/ people who are mean to me* Why does this keep happening
GOD: *points to me* Make that one an idiot
@caliraingirl: Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.
@TitansHomer: Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt?
Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye.
Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*