@CornOnTheGoblin: GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED
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@theshamingofjay: Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid
@ojedge: Che: "Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] "Independence."
@Mikecanrant: 1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son