@CornOnTheGoblin: GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED
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@rockymomax: COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no
@hippieswordfish: when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent
@joeljeffrey: I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go.
@TheMichaelRock: Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh.....