@CornOnTheGoblin: GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED
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@fart: the real reason you shouldn’t flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat
@sammyrhodes: Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce.