@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?
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@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
@theshantilly: My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.
@InternetHippo: groundhog: sorry guys, 6 more weeks of winter everyone (sunbathing in february): ok
@daniellebyers: My 11 year old dumped his girlfriend because she was too "sassy." So I'm guessing my days are numbered.