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@Ristolable: *gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question*
[20 years later, she's in an office] "Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"

*gives joke answer to daughter’s 75th consecutive question*
[20 years later, she’s in an office] “Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973”

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