@nonchalantnacho: Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy.
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@TheMichaelRock: It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough.
@ClichedOut: [introducing date] Me: This is Linda, my date. Her: You mean Lisa. Me: This is Linda, my Lisa.
@behindyourback: *falls down a well* *Lassie runs to the edge and peers down* *me, yelling* TELL NO ONE, YOU BLABBERMOUTH DOG, I LIVE HERE NOW
@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.