@imchriskelly: Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right.
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@aksorojas: I always have a condom in my wallet in case I get invited to parties and there's not enough balloons for everyone.
@MooseAllain: In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex.
@chimneyspotter: *opens briefcase and presentation about 9/11 conspiracies falls out* But that means [cut to my son giving presentation about cool dinosaurs]