@imchriskelly: Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right.
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@ceejoyner: Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line.
@WilliamRodgers: Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water