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@juneohara65: "Go ahead, caller. . ."

"Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"

“Go ahead, caller. . .”

“Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I’d like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?”

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