@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
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@juliussharpe: For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots.
@Schmoodles: I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight. It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs.