@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
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@Mitchoacan: Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun.
@Carbosly: The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk.
@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.
@mrjohndarby: Interviewer: So you say you think you'd make a good addition here at our aquarium. Can you expand on that? Puffer fish: Yes. Yes I can