@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
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@GlennyRodge: Just tried a kids meal in McDonald's. Unfortunately, her dad chased me away before I got any of her chips.
@mrjohndarby: restaurant Waiter: Your coffee Me: Could I have a little spoon please? Waiter: Certainly *delicately embraces me from behind* Me: lovely
@trojansauce: LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.