@sweet_toof: Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours
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@Home_Halfway: "I think Esmerelda's in trouble!" "What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?" "I have a..." ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."
@thedad: Welcome to parenthood. You're about to spend an irrational amount of time convincing a sleepy person to go to sleep
@adamzopf: I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?
@jessokfine: Bread pudding is not a dessert. it is just wet bread. do not fall for this scam. Resist.