@AngelaEhh: Go to bed barstool. You're drunk
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@dlockw21: IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?
@LoneWolfStories: Her: OMG! The holidays aren't an excuse to stuff your face with whatever edible that crosses your path. Me: I eat like this everyday.
@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.