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@themiltron: [god creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag
@cbdoubleu: I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word.
@gneicco: Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages.
@JiminyKicksIt: You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia.
@TheBeerGuy73: *smokes fat doobie*
*enters hotdog eating contest*
*sets Guinness World Record*
*gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*
@tnylgn: I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk.