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@NicestHippo: GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled

WOODPECKERS: We didn't get anything

GOD: Oh. Uh...just pound trees with your face

GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled

WOODPECKERS: We didn’t get anything

GOD: Oh. Uh…just pound trees with your face

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