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@david8hughes: Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression?
Me: no they both liked it
@Jake_Vig: I've been told I look like a young Denzel Washington's white neighbor.
@iwearaonesie: *helps wife get toddler in his high chair*
wife: That's a new shirt, let's put a bib on you
me [wearing a bib] This is ridiculous
@LaziestCanine: [christmas lights are being put up]
Every moth ever: oh hell yeah
@danabrit: I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.