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@DillDoes: [god inventing animals]
okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella
"okay"
made out of jello
"alright"
and it electrocutes things
"you're drunk"

[god inventing animals]
okay here’s a new one. It’s an umbrella
“okay”
made out of jello
“alright”
and it electrocutes things
“you’re drunk”

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