@snackpup: God must have really liked saturn
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@PJTLynch: Vacation Bible School is a phrase that gets less exciting for kids as each word is introduced
@EmberToAsh: I saw my therapist’s notes and instead of using my name he just refers to me as “the combatant”
@3sunzzz: My personal trainer at the gym told me I need to start working on my upper body strength. I told him to just open the damn pickles and STFU.