@snackpup: God must have really liked saturn
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@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@HalfBakedHoney: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world.
@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
@PeterClayton6: *buys shed at B&Q* B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself? Me: No, it's going in the garden. B&Q: Me: B&Q: I can't help you anymore.