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@InternetHippo: GOD: Peter, you will be heaven’s bouncer
ST PETER: What the hell, I don’t want—
ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he’ll make you a dog

GOD: Peter, you will be heaven’s bouncer
ST PETER: What the hell, I don’t want—
ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he’ll make you a dog

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