@JRehling: God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
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@kentgrossarth: Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job.
@qwertygirl: People who hit Reply All to 20+ recipients and then say, "Thanks!"--please know, you are going to Hell. Nothing can save you. Nothing.
@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.