@johnsykes1035: "God's last name is not Dammit." Unknown
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@siddharth3: Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret
@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?