@johnsykes1035: "God's last name is not Dammit." Unknown
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@ObscureGent: Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night.
@urmumsausername: Now I lay me down to sleep I hope you like this and retweet If I should die before I wake I may have eaten too much cake
@avaricious1: I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch.