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@PrinceGreenJr: *goes to the park*
*spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*
@TheMichaelRock: Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church.
@jazmasta: Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?
@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
@hippieswordfish: *erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*
@jordan_stratton: Am I financially wealthy? No.
But am I rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences? Still no.