@NickBossRoss: Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers.
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@VeryLonelyLuke: I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo.
@djdarrellripley: Me: Can my gift this year be a new secretary. Boss: I cannot legally assign you anyone until your last secretary's case goes to trial...
@Xalqee: "If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, if I act like I'm asleep he'll leave" - Me getting pulled over