@NickBossRoss: Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers.
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@Jake_Vig: INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to "move it move it." ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?
@TEXASVETERAN: A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's.