@akmalshamil: *goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says "WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"
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@seejaylinco: please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time
@ARealTinderella: Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends.
@Fred_Delicious: [rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - "that was an accident can I have my egg back please"