@shutupmikeginn: Gonna need you to finish your story real quick so i can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but its more interesting cause i’m in it
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@aveuaskew: It isn't a successful BBQ until some drunken idiot walks face first into a closed sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way.
@murrman5: [her thinking to herself in the restaurant] he seems nice and normal [me thinking to myself] she let the waiter twist her pepper 8 twists??
@Mardigroan: There's black ice out there. Walk slowly with a wide stance while crouching and keep your arms away from your body for balance. I'm not sure if it will keep you safer but it's funny to think about you walking that way.