@TheRealStanLee: Gonna put this up there and let it sink in...
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@stevevsninjas: Named my band Scheduled for Demolition so whenever it appears on a marquee, confused people write angry letters to the city council.
@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.
@jimmytorosian: [Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* ♫ All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies ♫
@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day