@TheRealStanLee: Gonna put this up there and let it sink in...
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@SteveSuckington: [walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] "What are you supposed to be?" ME: I'm not wearing a costume
@HairyJew4Life: Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?