@TheRealStanLee: Gonna put this up there and let it sink in...
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@Florescience: *At funeral* "Your Mom is so fat" I said eulogy, not roast. "oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.