@Sickayduh: Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED
Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*
@lanyardtwerk: Caught my food taking a picture of me. When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog? What a creep.
@WilliamRodgers: This could be the Alcohol talking but....
OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!
@TheTalkingPipe: They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.
@gogglepossum: [Alien monster is levelling Toronto]
CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?