@Sickayduh: Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED
Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*
@LoveNLunchmeat: Kids, we can go to the pet expo BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY ANIMALS. WE ALREADY HAVE A DOG
*leaves with two lizards, a fish & a baby giraffe
@Coastiefish: I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena.
@ceejoyner: 2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said "nice lumberjack costume."
@OVLH: "He's more scared of you than you are of him" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me
@caliluvgirl77: What do we want?
SOME GOOD DECISIONS!
When do we want them?
BEFORE LAST NIGHT!