@noogscorner: Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD.
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@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
@Barknado69: Today I saw "Jesus doesn't care about your grades" written on the sidewalk in chalk and all I could think was "Thank god, he'd be pissed"