@shutupmikeginn: Good job Twitter #RAW
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@SteveSackington: For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to 'Brandy from the club' then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am. #topahole
@theBigMvee: Kid 1 swallows coin: rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin: wait for it to pass Kid 3 swallows coin: deduct from their allowance
@NervousJr: Boss: "late again I see" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: "your moms late." Brain: wow....