@Dawn_M_: Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses.
@heatherjs: Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
@bracealmighty: When your pirate friend wants to join in...
@Muath_tu: Kiwis are just lemons that forgot to shave.
@STEELERS1972: The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird.