@comfynumb2012: Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle.
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@KalvinMacleod: My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models.
@wittwitbarista: With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner.
@slimmy_shady: [wife enters as I'm doing the worm] Wife: WTH are you doing? Me: It's not what it looks like. Worm: Who the hell is she?!