@MrGeorgeWallace: Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs.
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@GrabTheWEness: *posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*
@wendchymes: My standards in my 20's- brooding & poetic 30's tall, nice smile, secure job 40's - hmm I bet that shouty homeless guy would clean up nice
@blade_funner: Me: WHOOMP! there it is. Detective: Please stop saying that every time you find a clue.