@SamDeLanche: Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.
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@QwertyJones3: [Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino.
@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@garrettbarry70: Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago.