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@Reverend_Scott: Goodnight honey.

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

The stork flies them in.

"Why's it take 9 months?"

Wind resistance. Go to sleep.

Goodnight honey.

“Daddy, where do babies come from?”

The stork flies them in.

“Why’s it take 9 months?”

Wind resistance. Go to sleep.

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