@botandy: google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law
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@notshivi: Everyone prepare yourself for National "How is it May already?" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.