@kiralc: "Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"
"yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"
@Ghetto_Trophy: Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories.
@breatheandlove: On the news: there's a shortage of maternity-ward staff.
You could say it's a bit of a…*looks away*
@BruceForce: My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes
@Ali_Kourani: SHE WANTS TO DISCUSS HOW COOL PHOEBE IS, RIGHT?!
@GianDoh: Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.