@kiralc: "Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"
"yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"
@T_Bonezzz_: I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her
@Marcmywords2: Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart
and 4 people asked me to defend them
in Drug Possession Cases.
Court starts Monday.
@kirbys4losers: I'd rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us.
@jimmytorosian: *Rubs lamp*
Where's the genie?
*Takes off lampshade*
What's wrong with this thing?
@ceejoyner: We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation.