@iLikeCatShirts: Got fired from Taco Bell because I was lick-sealing the burritos like a joint.
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@FeverFlave: *sticks a pencil in your ear and manually rewinds you back before you opened your mouth*
@rickolantern: Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book.